The “I Have Nothing Better To Do” Comic
Saturday, August 4th, 2007Funny story…
Drawing crappily, drunk, and with your left hand is just as hard as drawing normally for me. Who knew?
Question: What is hilarious?
Answer: Reading the unreasonable and ludicrous Marriage Proposal Ideas on this site.
According to this webiste, people are disappointed by being asked by the “man/woman of their life” to get married. Therefore, since with today’s ADD and MTV and POP Music and Bing Bang Kaboom Movies we all have unreasonable expectations for excitment.
Please don’t think that I’m not a romantic at heart… but when you read these, the notion that some people submit their loved ones to these proposals, is scary.
What happens if the marriage proposal doesn’t meet your/their high and discriminating standards? Is it the ol’ “thumbs down and get out of here clown”?
“If I don’t get proposed to in a weather balloon hundreds of feet above the ground by a guy in a knight costume and a violin playing monkey, then it’s not love!”
Check out:
#1 is obvious, but hilarious to still believe that some people may do that.
#4 submits a poor defenseless puppy to the mess you’ve created
and #34 is just weird. Especially if she/he says “no”, cause then you have a talking parrot who will not stop proposing to you.
August 5th, 2007 at 12:12 am
Any woman that can turn down a parrot proposal is not worth marrying anyway.
August 6th, 2007 at 12:23 pm
#42 Take her out for drinks, and slip her one of those date-rape pills. Drag her home and when she is good and asleep put the ring on her finger. It will be a romantic surprise when she wakes in the morning!
August 6th, 2007 at 12:28 pm
It seems to me using a slingshot to bean her in head with it a 60 feet would be the most effective. “80%”!?! He just promised to listen to your inane chatter for the rest of his natural life and your pissy ’cause he didn’t get in fight with you the night before, just so you’d decide to leave immediately to an exotic country for ten years to help midget monkeys learn to read, and then try to chase you down in the Weenie Mobile before you got on the plane, then beg you to marry him so he could throw away his successful, fulfilling life in a civilized country with working plumbing to come and watch the sunset with you while wiping his ass with sand and fighting off humming-bird-sized mosquitoes, and wish you would at least have the decency to go down on him once in while, instead of nagging him to get a “real job” and “be somebody you useless piece of crap” and gods why can’t youlovemeyoucoldheartedbitchwhatswrongwithmeWAAAAHAHAHAAAA!!!
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So, yeah, women are annoying, and stuff….
August 7th, 2007 at 12:08 pm
#43 If you and your girlfreind both work in a pudding factory, propose to her next to a giant vat of pudding! When you are about to place the ring on her finger accidentally drop the ring into the vat, and tell her that she has to go in and get it! What she doesn’t know is that you dropped a fake ring and have the real one in her pocket. Show her the real ring after she has been looking for the dropped one. Your girlfreind will be so surprised!!
August 7th, 2007 at 6:34 pm
#44 build a laser to burn your proposal on the moon, or mars, so that generations to come will remember your proposal.
August 8th, 2007 at 6:23 am
#45: Fake your own death, and at the funeral home as your girlfriend mourns you passing jump out of the casket, rip off your funeral suit to display a flashy ensemble. Cue the elephants and brass band who will then march into the funeral home playing your favorite 80s rock ballad, as you do what comes naturally.
August 13th, 2007 at 6:55 am
#67 stay up all night watching clown related horror movies, then as she falls asleep on the couch after “a clown at midnight” sneak away and change into your pre prepared clown suit, after placing the dummy corpse on the floor near the phone , prance around loudly untill she wakes..
after her eventual rehabilitation into society she’ll be so worn down she’ll have to say yes.
August 15th, 2007 at 7:53 am
#68 As the cancer eats away at the few remaining hours of your life, call your family in so that you can say goodbye for the last time. She will be there as well, and have no idea that you have one last trick up your sleeve. As it becomes harder and harder to hold on to life, make your last request: “Darling, will you marry me?”
Who could say no to a dying guy in front of his family!?! She’ll say “YES!” for sure!
August 16th, 2007 at 9:25 am
#69 (huha…69 dude) Take her out to dinner every night for weeks, feeding her greasy, salty foods until she inevitably develops hemorrhoids. Then give her a tube of Preparation H, the diamond hidden inside, and wait outside the bathroom for her joyous exclamation!
September 14th, 2007 at 9:41 am
#70 Don’t update a comic for weeks, then make the next page so awesome it not only compensates for the delay, but also makes her marry you on the spot.
September 17th, 2007 at 7:36 am
Publish another comic you lazy hobo. Jesus.
March 24th, 2008 at 7:30 am
I couldn’t understand some parts of this article eople Curse, but I guess I just need to check some more resources regarding this, because it sounds interesting.