My New Neighbor
Tuesday, June 12th, 2007Hey folks…
Been a little bit since my last update. I took an unexpected and undeserved vacation, so I’m back now.
How have you been? Really? That’s fantastic! 50 times eh? And the neighbor was watching too?
Ok back to the comic-talk. So neighbors. Have I ever had interesting / crazy neighbors before? Yes I have, thanks for asking.
One time I had this tiny shitty apartment, and my neighbor was being purused by police who were like knocking on his door and yelling for him. Apparently he escaped.
The cops asked me if I heard anything, and I was very embarrassed to admit that I heard nothing. Because, I spent the entire evening playing a video game very loudly and missed the most exciting thing to happen in my apartment.
Ahhhh, stories. God bless ‘em.

June 13th, 2007 at 8:03 am
At first I thought he was looking at books on a shelf. DOH!
June 13th, 2007 at 9:34 am
Really?
I took a picture of a fence in a backyard somewhere, so it should look like what I intended.
But even if you see a bunch of books I guess the premise still stands: the guy is creepy.
June 13th, 2007 at 10:55 am
The premise is that the guy was creepy? I thought the premise was boobs.
June 14th, 2007 at 12:47 am
No, robogle. Boobs is the answer.
June 16th, 2007 at 5:43 pm
omfg u guys r wierd
June 16th, 2007 at 11:21 pm
yes… this conversation thread has taken a strange turn.
I blame myself.
*small tear*
June 17th, 2007 at 6:53 am
This comic continues to be a beacon of peculiar humor, which I enjoy immensely. Great job Dave and most of the posters too, your comical contributions are appreciated.
June 18th, 2007 at 2:55 pm
Good use of the f-bomb.
June 18th, 2007 at 2:55 pm
Also the word “fuck.”
June 20th, 2007 at 2:14 pm
I try hard to drop the f-bomb whenever possible.
Especially at barmitzvas and weddings.
Fuck is also a good word. Fuck gets an A++ for me as far as words go.
June 21st, 2007 at 5:50 pm
i failed economics, because the thesis on the f-bomb was called a failure because having penguins drop them when they can’t fly was an obvious hole in the idea.
and also arthritis has nothing to do with the marines apparently. i SWORE it did! maybe she would’ve believed me if i’d sworn with the word fuck. most people just think your too cool not to believe if you casually swear.