Adrian And The Afterlife
Tuesday, April 24th, 2007Whether you belive in an afterlife or not, you have to admit that not having one would be pretty damn boring.
Regardless of whether you are constantly having your nethers put through a pasta press, or you have sex with 300 angels all scantily clad in non-heaven regulation robes… it does make things more exciting.
I always figured that if I ended up in limbo or some other depository for the waylaid dead, I’d probably be in a small basement sitting at a card table eating crackers with a bunch of old guys from the local Moose Lodge 844 who don’t speak English.
It wouldn’t really be much of anything, just a little awkward now and then. Sometimes we’d be able to have a half conversation about the government with loads of hand gestures, but usually we’d just kind of stare at eachother and pass the crackers around.
April 24th, 2007 at 2:09 pm
If I could be sure that there are really free nachos in the afterlife then I would be writing a will and running out into traffic ASAP.
Or maybe I’m just kinda hungry.
May 10th, 2007 at 8:31 pm
…0__0 this is exactly like a dream i had once
May 14th, 2007 at 10:11 pm
The afterlife had BETTER have free nachos, or I will be one upset soul
May 29th, 2007 at 2:17 pm
Me too. but instead of nachos, there was fire. and there were midgets!!!
*shiver*
June 21st, 2007 at 5:25 pm
i always believed the afterlife was more like when your just sitting on your computer reading weblogs and having only water to drink, and no appetite in specific. cept in limbo, there is no rescue from this. only other thing you could do is sit and watch your dog sniff the outlet into which the computer is plugged into.
Sometimes you see the unnecessary information. sometimes you crave kool-aid. sometimes you wonder if brad would still love pauline if only mark, that bastard, hadn’t shown up. sometimes you wonder if the dog will ever get zapped. sometimes you wonder if you should order pizza or something, but think that the phone has got to be forever away. sometimes you don’t care if jenny got in trouble for sneaking out, but read on anyways.
thank god i’m goin to hell.