Joke Science - Episode 1
Monday, April 9th, 2007Choose your own philosophical interpretation day!
You can decide for yourself what the statement “Everyone Dies!” really means.
Whether “Everyone Dies!”:
- means that everyone related to this particular comic and joke, are indeed dead. Very tragic.
- or it’s just a general statement about life, and that eventually we’ll all be bloated gross looking corpses with several hundred dozen magot families living in our flesh, sass-talking the neighbours about stealing from their garden.
- or that “Everyone Dies!” was indeed a person with an unfortunate name, who everyday in Grade 3 when his name was called out, reminded all of the children that their time on this Earth was very very short.
April 9th, 2007 at 5:09 pm
If everyone is dead, who carved and erected the gravestone?
(Ha ha. “Erect.”)
April 10th, 2007 at 7:21 am
It could be like a video game, where when everything’s gone some omnipresent force just throws it out there with real sad digital 8-bit music (kind of like a digital funeral Musac march).
Or maybe, everyone didn’t die completely, and there are some “uncleans” cleaning up and erecting graves and new Star Bucks wherever needed.
The mystery of life.
April 10th, 2007 at 2:37 pm
April is not over yet. We will see what happens.
April 13th, 2007 at 12:39 am
Of all the things to point out…I adore the facial expressions you use. :O
April 13th, 2007 at 12:31 pm
The joke’s premise is ridiculous. Everyone knows ducks won’t drink beer, it makes them pop like feathery balloons filled with gore and ketchup. They prefer coconut rum or whiskey, depending on the season. I saw it in a book once, I did.
April 14th, 2007 at 5:05 pm
If there really is such a book, I need to get my ass out of this chair and into a Border’s.
May 10th, 2007 at 8:36 pm
lol yes. read a book. honestly, i didnt get this joke…maybe im just too young…
May 14th, 2007 at 10:10 pm
I got it. I lold….making your own joke is hard, all the premises are used, reused, and overused.
June 21st, 2007 at 5:16 pm
So as to stop this unfortunate reminder, the kids shortened his name to E.D. this was fine until they hit middle school. Then the predictable giggling and mocking starts. He becomes a loner, rejecting this society so in denial they mock the fact. When a lil over-caffeinated girl asks him what it stands for, he shouts out the meaning, and she runs away at this statement, and the cool kids tell her it doesn’t mean that, but his a reference to a medical condition that becky said that candance confirmed that june his sorta ex girlfriend totally said he had.