I Am The Whale
Sunday, April 1st, 2007The biggest fellas, usually have the most to hide.
Like this one guy in school who used to steal my lunch money and bench press me in front of his friends, he was actually just hiding the fact that he was a big fat jerk.
The truth hurts, especially when it makes a “revenge list.”
Watch it, people!
April 3rd, 2007 at 7:13 am
I’m pretty sure that this whale sat next to me on the bus earlier today.
April 3rd, 2007 at 5:43 pm
While you were staring at this whale riding on the bus, did he just turn his head slowly towards you, narrow his eyes and say “WHAT!?” Like it was totally normal for him to be there?
Was he listening to an Ipod?
April 3rd, 2007 at 10:29 pm
I saw him also. He was carrying a leather suitcase and i think he had loafers on. Whale loafers.Made of dolphin leather. Everyone knows whales hate dolphins.
April 5th, 2007 at 8:06 pm
You visual style is very abject. Or good. Also, whales hate squid/s, though I strongly dislike the idea of squid-loafers.
April 6th, 2007 at 1:00 pm
You know, you (in person) can get me from “zero” to “laughing so hard I start randomly punching people in the throat” faster than anyone.
Well done with the comics. Keep up the funny work, because some people around here desperately need punches to the throat.
April 8th, 2007 at 9:04 am
Yep, as far as laughs where-nnocent-by-standers-end-up-in-emergency rooms-and-I-have-to-do-some-akward-explaining go, you’re the undisputed champion. I also applaud the somewhat blatant, but powerful sociophilosophical aspect of your work. Or maybe it’s that beer talking.
April 20th, 2007 at 4:24 pm
This is hilarious, i like this best of your posted comics thus far
May 10th, 2007 at 8:38 pm
WHAAAALEEEE!!! COMEEEE BACKKKKK!!!! THE KIDS MISS YOUUUUUUU!!! I MISS YOU!!!
May 14th, 2007 at 10:09 pm
The “I am” comics are lol-factories.
May 29th, 2007 at 1:47 pm
The whale goes to my school.
I’m pretty sure he ate a janitor.
June 21st, 2007 at 5:07 pm
the whale stalked my cousin. always around the corner, or in dark alley ways. memorizing where she went, who she talked to, who she dated. always calling and breathing, then hanging up. he was given away by the squishing of his new dolphin loafers, the sound of the ocean in the backround of the phone calls, and the fact that the janitor was her boyfriend. when her vengence is taken, it will be swift, and the unsuspected.
June 21st, 2007 at 7:41 pm
Where do you buy whale loafers ?
I tried to get some in lifestyle sports but they thought i was tryin to be funny and verbally abused me.
I developed a patholigcial fear of shops that sell shoes of any kind.