Two Dudes On A Roof - Confrontation
Monday, March 26th, 2007Confrontation is not a good thing… standing up for what you believe in, your pride, your self respect. Making people believe that you are worth more than a turd cracker (relative worth of turd cracker = $0.50), facing possible repercussions such as a volley of involuntary punches to the face.
I have never been the best at confrontation; I either create a huge episode with the yelling and the paper throwing (very cool to do), or the person I am confronting may not even recognize that he/she is being confronted. Very awkward.
I should just leave little notes for people, showing my disappointment in them :
- You scratched the bumper of my car. You are now the biggest turd in the world.
- You didn’t clean the dishes, and now I’ve contracted some kind of tropical disease from the refuse. Good job.
- You told me to “F-off” yesterday. Well, you can just Double F-off, you big F’ng F’er!!!
- Your casserole yesterday was very dry, and desperately needed something called flavor. Way to turn my tongue into ashes.
March 26th, 2007 at 7:48 am
I just found this comic from Dr. McNinja. looks promising ^^
Keep up the good work, the first one in particular had me in stitches.
March 27th, 2007 at 6:29 pm
awesome! found you from overcompensating. love the name.
do more do more do more
March 29th, 2007 at 6:10 am
The turned down mo at the end really makes it work. Kept me chuckling for some time. Good to see you’re still making em’
March 30th, 2007 at 11:43 am
honestly, that eagle comic, and then the dog one after that, I haven’t laughed at a comic that hard since whiteninja used to be funny. this particular comic, that mustache, its all so great. please keep making them
March 31st, 2007 at 9:20 am
Yes, very very funny. Love the foil thing too.
April 7th, 2007 at 1:14 am
I will spread your comic to all my friends. Hopefully it will make up for that nasty rash I had also spread to them…
April 22nd, 2007 at 2:56 pm
mustaches are one of the few good things left in the world.
you are a grand person, keep up the amazing amazing amazing comics!
May 14th, 2007 at 10:08 pm
This comics rocks my proverbial socks proverbially off.