Terrence And Stephen And Technology
Sunday, March 18th, 2007Did you ever have one of those friends who seemed pretty normal outside of your house, but whenever they came over they’d always want to look at your parents’ porno - therefore constantly reminding you that your parents had a sex life?
Then when you found the porno, you weren’t nearly as excited as your friend, cause you still had the thought that “my parents look at this, and then…”
*David looks at the floor in shame* *David shudders * *David holds back some bile and wimpering tears*
But these same friends had no problem showing you the most personal items and instruments in their parents’ arsenal to combat a boring middle-aged marriage. He’d be all like “check this out,” and I’d be like “cartoons are on dude.”
I used to have some creepy friends.
April 2nd, 2007 at 7:33 pm
Funny shit
May 10th, 2007 at 8:42 pm
…disturbing…but fukin funny. keep it up mate
May 29th, 2007 at 1:41 pm
Me too. But I’d go to his house and he’d be like ” let’s look at porn!” and i’d say ” dude, your parents look at this” him ” sO?porn rocks!” me ” YOUR PARENTS DO IT AFTER LOOKING AT THIS!”
June 14th, 2007 at 12:39 am
I (still) have a friend… he whipped out his Dad’s porn a few times… it was weird, but not half as fucking weird as when he asked if I wanted a turn in the room alone…
How the hell did we weather that one?
June 21st, 2007 at 4:42 pm
a friend thought it was odd that my parent’s had no porn, not even underneath their bed, so he used to put porn there for them, “to spice up their life” & ” modernize them”. never sure if it was good intentions or looking for a place to put porn. i’d like to hope it was a little bit of both……. nostalgia.