Jeremy
Sunday, March 11th, 2007Jeremy is that relation who thinks that he is doing a good thing, but it usually ends in therapy.
Usually during the inception of Jeremy’s ideas, a little cartoon bubble forms above his head and a gregarious spaghetti-armed dog is dancing to an old timey Raymond Scott ditty, holding up a sign that says “BEST IDEA EVER!”
Sometimes the same spaghetti-armed dog tells Jeremy secrets; like how the weird cartoony horse with the funny laugh… touches, him, and that sometimes he doesn’t mind it that much.
Sometimes the spaghetti-armed dog yells at Jeremy for not being a man, and that it was his fault that Jessica left him for Derek, then Wendell, then Ashely and Cathy, and then Coach Martin, and Murray, and Veronica… Ben, Mark, Greg, Amber, Steven… the Westan High Fighting Salmon mascot, Dr. Martinez, Officer McGradey, Miss Peterson, Tim, Joe, Alex, the guy who works the night shift at Burger King… maybe his name was like Eric or something. And Geoff.
Jeremy cries often.
March 15th, 2007 at 5:36 pm
My cousin brought his new girlfriend to our family Christmas dinner. My aunt caught them in the basement bathroom about to have sex. Thats how our Christmas dinner was…. I won’t say ruined… but made extremely awkward.
April 2nd, 2007 at 9:11 am
I used to share a bedroom with a Jeremy. Though I think instead of the spaghetti armed dog in his mind, it was himself, already naked, with a sign saying “best idea ever”.
May 14th, 2007 at 10:04 pm
ahhh, the nostalgia….