Super Powers Of The Young And Unimaginative
Sunday, February 4th, 2007Other possible powers:
- a very good vocabulary
- slightly better sense of smell (”is that… nutmeg in your stew?”)
- able to pour a glass of red wine without that little leftover drop that trickles down the bottle and ruins your tablecloth
- able to sense an awkward situation before it actually happens, but can’t actually stop it
- slightly longer index finger for optimal “pointing” and “blaming”
- knows when any child around the world stops believing in Santa, but not the Easter Bunny
- can simultaneously vomit, burp, and whistle at the same time
March 12th, 2007 at 3:29 am
AHAH! I would use that superpower everyday! …FOR EVIL! and also poking…just regular poking. Not evil poking. Unless i felt like it. which i might.
April 10th, 2007 at 3:57 pm
I have a slightly better sense of smell than most. It’s more like a curse when your downstairs neighbor’s cooking seeps into your bathroom and it seems his favorite dish is deep fried old shoe.
September 5th, 2007 at 8:27 pm
my power would be to create flaming, exploding muffins. and telepathic pigeon spawing.